So, yeah. School and life have both decided to kick my ass to the curb, as of late, and I’ve been ignoring this blog hardcore. And I feel really bad whenever I go to update another blog and I think, “Bummer. I haven’t updated Kill Jill in forever…”

I certainly hope to continue blogging on KJ when more time becomes available.

But for right now, I just don’t have the time for it. So… see ya later?

First of all, I in no way encourage or condone drinking on school nights. I generally discourage it. School should be your #1 concern while at school. You’re paying a lot of money to be there so you shouldn’t blow it by getting wasted all the time, particularly during the week. it’s just not a smart idea.

Photo by _caffiend.

But if, say, you’re hanging out with friends and your friend keeps buying you sex on the beach shooters, who are you to say “No thank you.”?? Pfft. Not going to lie, Sunday night was super fun and totally worth it.

With that being said, they key to drinking on a Sunday night? Lots of water and a Motrin before bed. I felt great when I woke up for school at 7 a.m. the next morning!

If I’m not mistaken, I’m mentioned my love of Simon Pegg on this blog before. But I’ll say it again, just in case it didn’t quite sink in last time.

I love this guy. I’ve watched several of his movies in the past week. My pal Jacko pointed out that he really is a very good actor, especially in his eyes. And she’s right. I’d still say Shaun of the Dead is my favorite Simon Pegg film though. Ooooohers.

This is my new tattoo. I’m quite pleased with it. And it didn’t really hurt at all. Bonus!

This video is one of my distractions I now have in class. (Warning: this video includes the fudge-word. But it’s said in a silly English accent so it doesn’t actually count as profanity.)

I thought I’d give this a shot. Let me know if you guys like the video blog or prefer written posts that require reading. (It’s like a who’s who of Lazytown!)

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Saw this movie tonight. Strangely enough, our lecture (in Spin & Manipulation class) today was on the 1960’s. And this was such a fab movie. Not only did it star the wonderful Demetri Martin (God, I love him so much), it was simply just… really great. Full of win, as the kids say.

Invited 2 friends over for chocolate chip pancakes and it was so much fun. And they were so delicious.

Why it’s legal for pancakes to be without chocolate chips, I’m not sure.

So, this is my last day of freedom before getting back to class. I was super excited about getting back to school… Now I’ve realized I was just excited about getting back to City X. I’ve been here for a week and I’ve been busy- unpacking, working on my blogs, going to rock shows and spending time with pals.

And now I have to fit school into my schedule?! How in the heck am I going to do that?!

And, thus, here and ten reasons why going back to school sucks.

1. Alarm clocks are the devil. Aren’t these things the worst?! Always waking you up during fantastic dreams and letting you know that you have to get up and, y’know, be not sleeping?! Ugh. Alarm clocks are horrible.
2. The lack of free time. How dare school interrupt your social stuff? How dare it?! Stupid school stuff. I once read that you will learn more outside of class during college than in the classroom. (OK. Didn’t really read this. But I’m sure someone significant said it at one point in time. Probably.)
3. Dealing with professors. Ugh, look at them in their silly tweed jacket. Who do they think they are anyway?! And who told them they were allowed to pick on you during class, especially when you have no clue what the answer was. Or even what the question was. Because you weren’t actually listening… Ugh. The nerve of those people!
4. Dealing with classmates. Sure, you like some of them. Of course. But then there are also the ones who drive you nuts. Like What’s-His-Name in your Whatever 101 class. That guy is a certified idiot and a total d-bag. And how did he end up in more than one of your classes anyway? He’s likely stalking you. Oh, God. And what about What’s-Her-Name? Ugh, she’s horrible, isn’t she? Why do we, as a human race, have to deal with these people anyway? It’s. Not. Fair!
5. Studying. It is almost 2010, for pete sake. There should be a Smart Pill*** or something by now, shouldn’t there?! A pill that you take before class so you retain everything the professor says during lectures and everything you read. Studying takes up way too much time- time that would be much better spent… I don’t know… watching CSI: Miami or playing World of Warcraft. Obviously.

(*** Don’t do drugs, kids. Even if your friends say it’s a Smart Pill. They’re probably lying. They just want to steal your liver and sell it on the black market. Probably.)

(Oh. And the above photo is by Kaptain Kabold. BTW.)