Would you prefer a passenger pigeon?
Listening To: Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit / College Countdown: 130 days
I filled out an entrance bursary for College X this afternoon. I won’t get to mail it out tomorrow because I’ve got my third shift at the store, but hopefully it’ll be sent out on Thursday. I hate to fill out a budget outline and write a letter including my past work experience and community involvement.
And then, at the bottom of the instructions, it says “No envelopes please.”
Uhh… okay. Would you prefer I send the application to you via passenger pigeon? Because I’m sure I could work something out.
Here is a list of other ways I could send the entrance bursary to the college. Enjoy.
- passenger pigeon
- message in a bottle
- in a small box
- in a big box
- in a medium-sized box
- paper airplane
- personal delivery (like when people “get served”, sort of thing)
- sled dogs
- baked in a pie
- Morse Code (or Braille, even)
- mp3 format
Anyhow. I’ll be calling the phone number they give on the paper in the morning and asking them which method of delivery they would prefer.