Thirteen-Year-Old Baby Daddy?!

Holy poo on toast, Batman. There’s a 13-year-old kid in Britain that recently became a father. AT THIRTEEN.

His girlfriend (age 15, not so unusual) gave birth to a little girl. And little Alfie Patten (who is just four feet tall) is thirteen. THIRTEEN. That means they had sex when he was FREAKING TWELVE.

Holy crap. When I was 12, I was playing with my stuffed Wishbone toy and reading The Baby-Sitters Club. Holy molars.

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One Response to “Thirteen-Year-Old Baby Daddy?!”

  1. I couldn’t take the story seriously, because the kid looks like Gary Vaynerchuk.

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