Holy poo on toast, Batman. There’s a 13-year-old kid in Britain that recently became a father. AT THIRTEEN.
His girlfriend (age 15, not so unusual) gave birth to a little girl. And little Alfie Patten (who is just four feet tall) is thirteen. THIRTEEN. That means they had sex when he was FREAKING TWELVE.
Holy crap. When I was 12, I was playing with my stuffed Wishbone toy and reading The Baby-Sitters Club. Holy molars.
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